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January 28, 2012 | 08:45 PM | 103,951 notes

dissectinsect:

I didn’t think anyone else stressed out about saying “here” when roll call is taken. I feel better about this now.

dandannydandan:

All accurate :(

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January 28, 2012 | 04:47 PM | 657 notes

I’m intrigued….

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January 28, 2012 | 04:43 PM | 13,146 notes
timehero:

Ravenclaw Heaven :D lol

timehero:

Ravenclaw Heaven :D lol

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January 22, 2012 | 08:48 PM | 1,011 notes
January 20, 2012 | 10:55 PM |

hhmmm

I am a huge fan of both Ed Helms and Jason Segel and I must say that Jeff Who Lives at Home looks just unbearably awful. 

January 20, 2012 | 10:47 PM | 13 notes
rachelchristensen:

obligatory new favorite meme

rachelchristensen:

obligatory new favorite meme

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January 19, 2012 | 07:41 PM | 5 notes

“Snake born with hand schocks scientists”

tymout:

AAAAHHHHHH OH GOD WHAT THE HELL WHY WHY WHY

Well, I know what my nightmares are going to be of from now on. 

January 19, 2012 | 05:18 PM | 2,102 notes
thedailywhat:

Tiny Therapy Dog of the Day: Standing a mere 5.7 inches tall, Lucy, a two-and-a-half-pound Yorkshire terrier, was recently recognized by Guinness World Records as the world’s “smallest working dog.”
The previous title holder was almost four pounds heavier.
Lucy, a therapy dog, spends her days visiting hospital patients and nursing home residents in Smithville, New Jersey, leaving lifted spirits in her wake.
Her owner, Sally Leone Montufar, nursed her back to health after she arrived at her pet boutique looking “pitiful and lethargic.” Wondering if Lucy’s dimensions were some sort of record, Montufar contacted Guinness, and sure enough, they were. 
[metro / bwe.]  

thedailywhat:

Tiny Therapy Dog of the Day: Standing a mere 5.7 inches tall, Lucy, a two-and-a-half-pound Yorkshire terrier, was recently recognized by Guinness World Records as the world’s “smallest working dog.”

The previous title holder was almost four pounds heavier.

Lucy, a therapy dog, spends her days visiting hospital patients and nursing home residents in Smithville, New Jersey, leaving lifted spirits in her wake.

Her owner, Sally Leone Montufar, nursed her back to health after she arrived at her pet boutique looking “pitiful and lethargic.” Wondering if Lucy’s dimensions were some sort of record, Montufar contacted Guinness, and sure enough, they were. 

[metro / bwe.]  

January 19, 2012 | 05:14 PM | 5,283 notes
"In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day."

astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter five minutes ago. (via washingtonpoststyle)

(via npr)

January 19, 2012 | 05:11 PM | 17,672 notes
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